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      “I sincerely DOUBT that — unless you had some problems with vampires. They have a nasty habit of never paying their bills.” Was she joking?Maybe.


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WHY’S  IT  ALWAYS so  hard  for  you  people  to  believe?  i  mean,  my  father  was  furious  that  i’d  even  suggested  so-called  ‘defiling’  his  favorite  garden.  granted,  he’s  a  CONTROL  FREAK  but  even  that’s  pushing  the  limits,  if  you  ask  me. ❞

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